BRITISH DETECTIVE SHOWS!

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Big J: all right, so here we are having a conversation here, Big J and the Juice, and the topic at hand is British detective shows, and what is it about those shows that's so interesting? So you, have you seen one of those lately? 

The Juice: Lately lately, no, but I've seen a may before and I would say it actually said even beyond British detective shows, it's just any international detective show like an Icelandic ones can be pretty good.

The Juice: A Scottish one can be pretty good, honestly. Yeah, just go outside the U S and you can get into some pretty good detective show. 

Big J: Actually, just a weird application of the law. That's interesting. And then also. They don't have any guns in any of those countries. So it's really, there's like a lot of drama about physically chasing people, stuff like that.

Big J: Sure. Because whenever they're in America, the guns come out real quick. So it's a lot different. Not that I don't like an American detective show. I like 

The Juice: my law and order, right? 

Big J: But yeah, it immediately becomes a lethal situation and the guy's going to die versus like almost always, actually, if you think about it, like [00:02:00] in most of these shows, the other guy the bad guy is probably going to die, maybe two of them.

Big J: I, I don't know the exact applications, but I'm thinking like Reacher, I'm thinking Reacher always ended up killing everybody 

The Juice: involved. Oh yeah, he just, yeah, that's 

Big J: for sure. Yeah, and then Law and Order, yeah, they catch him sometimes. And then Bosh, a lot of people died. 

The Juice: Yeah, a lot of people did die.

The Juice: That was almost, but no, as he was solving it, he did kill a ton of people unless he had to. It was self defense, because Bosh isn't just a brutal killer. 

Big J: Yeah, no, he's a... He's the defender of all the people who... He's the voice of those who have died. That's his 

The Juice: whole thing, right?

The Juice: Exactly. Flag keeps the bullets, man, so he remembers. But yeah, he doesn't shy away. It just isn't... No, he'd throw down if you asked him. He's not scared. 

Big J: Yeah, it's just like there's [00:03:00] a, there's just like an immediate escalation so that you don't really have if the British detective shows, yeah, your killer probably ends up killing somebody else, but the cop isn't killing them.

Big J: So it's just like a different dynamic. It's 

The Juice: true. What was it? Okay. The one that last one I flat out remember right now that was spelled CV strike and he plays a a war hero that lost his leg. So basically, he hobbles around, but it's entertaining for both sides. Now, it's entertaining one because when they're filming it, it looks like you forget that he has a fake leg.

The Juice: Sometimes the actor's stride looks a little too normal. It's really entertaining. He's walking pretty fast for a guy who's got one leg. Yeah. Get used 

Big J: to it. Yeah. You get used 

The Juice: to that. It's over the series. He gets better and also gets worse at the same [00:04:00] time. It's entertaining. Yeah, I like that show.

The Juice: It's a good set. Yeah, there's a lot of good ones. That was written by the Harry Potter lady. Did J. K. Rowling write TV Strike? I believe so. Oh, she could have done better. It's

The Juice: not my favorite one. It's the most one, it's the most recent one that I watched. But I enjoyed it. 

Big J: I like both Harry Potter and, which Harry Potter, Also great. And 

The Juice: frankly, did you watch? Did you watch TV straight? Oh yeah, actually the whole thing. Oh, yeah. Even the most recent one. Yeah. I saw the most recent season.

The Juice: Yeah. Oh, we got to talk about that because that one was actually pretty entertaining. All right. One of the old lady. Let's dive in there. What do you got? This is the whole [00:05:00] mystery about a woman who disappeared like 1520 years earlier. And he's going to 

Big J: figure it out, but yeah, he's, so he's going to figuring that out.

The Juice: Yeah, so he's interviewing people but ultimately it ends up where he finally does find out who the killer is. And the lady who's the killer is so creepy. It was actually really well done. She was like, Hey, would've really liked to kill you. , right? Oh, trying 

Big J: to poison. I remember that. Yeah.

Big J: She was trying to poison. Yeah. She's we'll, skip two. Alright. . . Yeah. We'll 

The Juice: pass. We'll pass. . 

Big J: I was watching you mix it with this now I think we'll skip the All right. sound. Okay.

The Juice: I won two of my disposal. 

Big J: Oh, it was real interesting. She had this lady, spoilers [00:06:00] here, but she had this she was taking care of the this invalid family, but solely for the purpose of hiding a body in their house. 

The Juice: Right? That was so wild. 

Big J: It was pretty good. Yeah. That 

The Juice: whole thing was great. Yeah.

The Juice: Actually, the most recent season was arguably my favorite one of the whole series. There's just a lot going on. It was all good. 

Big J: Yeah. Have you heard of Harry Dresden? 

The Juice: Harry Dresden? No. 

Big J: Okay. So this isn't a, there's no show for this. This is a book. So you have to have a conversation. Okay. Okay. But what it is It's a series where it's a Chicago detective.

Big J: All right. Oh, Chicago detective. Who's also a wizard. 

The Juice: What? 

Big J: Yeah. So he's a private detective slash [00:07:00] wizard, openly a wizard. Like he's in the book and it's written like an old school private detective dial. But he also happens to be a wizard. And so he's got, he's like on retainer for the special investigations department and they can never really bring it up because nobody believes in the wizard stuff.

Big J: But they need somebody to deal with all the crazy stuff happening. So they have an assigned detective for that. And then he's the liaison, the private detective liaison that's on consultant. That's a consultant for the Chicago police department. Deal with all the crazy stuff that ends up happening that they can't explain.

Big J: Otherwise, and then they just he just solves it, handles it. 

The Juice: Is it harder for him? Because, he's a wizard. 

Big J: No. It's the, because it's different, wizards are different in different contexts. He's okay. He's very human, right? He's like a human guy, but he has like a lot of powers that he has [00:08:00] developed through like thinking and stuff.

Big J: He's like a... So he has like the ability to do things, but he has to prepare in order to be in a position to do him. So if he gets caught off guard, and he's really naive all the time, so he's always getting caught off guard. But whenever he gets caught off guard, there's not really anything he can do.

Big J: But one of the series is about werewolves are coming through Chicago doing stuff. I'm reading that one right now. The one before this was about up and coming wizard who ended up putting out a drug on the market that was a that was, it was called the third eye, which the third eye in this series is a a thing that the wizard can open, but only periodically wants to look through because it's so crazy looking through the third eye that you can go nuts, seeing all the, the demons and all the crazy stuff going on.

Big J: So the guy came out with a drug that forced open your third eye. And people, were addicted to this drug and he was just [00:09:00] like such a bad person essentially. He just was so possessed by lust and greed. That the that the bad wizard that was putting out this drug he ended up having to challenge him and go find him and all this other stuff.

Big J: But there's like all this organized, just the standard Chicago stuff. You get organized crime. You've got like all your normal gangsters, all your normal other stuff. But then they just throw in a bunch of wizards, even 

The Juice: fairies, they're like, bam, supernatural stuff too. Just all through it. It's 

Big J: all just going on.

Big J: No one knows what's going on. But he, and then it turns out there's like this bar. Which you could, have you ever been to Chicago? You've been to Chicago? 

The Juice: I've not been to Chicago, but I've heard good things. 

Big J: Oh, chicago's the kind of place where They have the weirdest, under underneath the main part of the city, there's a whole nother city underneath, [00:10:00] that there's two levels, possibly three, where you're on the surface you could, it could be a snowstorm, it could be the middle of the summer, but you go down some stairs, and next thing you know, you're in frickin the Batman lair, Which is a service road that people could access and then there's another layer down below that and there's there's still Businesses down there and stuff like that and there's like homeless encampments and stuff like that It's yeah, it's the craziest thing.

Big J: Wait, 

The Juice: This is how Chicago is. 

Big J: That's how Chicago It's the coolest thing. I gotta tell you, it's the coolest thing that you could go from the airport. You go from O'Hare or one of those airports, you take a train without ever even getting to this without ever going on the surface, you could get all the way to your hotel, just going through malls and underground and all these [00:11:00] other like tunnels.

Big J: They have it all set up that way. It's really 

The Juice: cool. That's just amazing. I like that. 

Big J: It's a really cool thing, but you could really imagine how some kind of underworld wizard stuff could be going on in that kind of context. 

The Juice: It's 

Big J: perfect for that. Yeah, there's they actually had a parody of it on SNL.

Big J: There was this little restaurant where they, it was like ridiculously cheap burgers and stuff like that. But the bar is like a bar slash burger joint. It's underground. It's just like a place people will go and just casually go in there. Every time I go to Chicago, I'm reminded, I know all these random things.

Big J: I can't really remember them all right now, but it'll be like, Oh yeah, I know where that 

The Juice: is. It's just, you had a deep history of Chicago, apparently. Apparently 

Big J: I've been there a couple times and I remember a bunch of stuff about it. I, 

The Juice: it was pretty crazy. Are you Harry Dresden? [00:12:00] I don't know. I dunno, man.

Big J: a vacation with some people and then it was like all of a sudden I was the tour guide and it was really random that I knew all this random stuff. I don't know how that happened. But anyway . Yeah. And then, we had, it's just so cool because you'll have somebody like taking you on a, it'll be like you have.

Big J: Somebody's showing you where to go and then it'll be like you're going underground. You feel like you're just on this quest. I think it's really cool. It's really seedy looking, but I think that it's going to be great. 

The Juice: It sounds pretty cool to me, man. Yeah, I 

Big J: would, if you have the opportunity.

Big J: I recommend checking it out because it's not a tourist attraction or anything, but I think it's very, I think it's the coolest thing. Just the idea that there's an underbelly. It's like freaking Judge Dredd, but in for 

The Juice: reals in Chicago,

The Juice: that's incredible. 

Big J: Yeah. [00:13:00] Oh, the buildings like interface with the lower, they're like the service levels. So like the buildings interact, they'll have levels down there, but people won't, they won't be the official place. Yeah. They have an area called the Magnificent Mile in their downtown, and then underneath that, you just have a hundred feet of additional service roads that are Just going on with their own pedestrians, their own little underbelly of no doubt crime, 

The Juice: but also down there 

Big J: and all that stuff is great.

Big J: It's great. It's a hundred percent. Great. I love everything about it. But anyway, yeah. So the wisdom detective goes all through Chicago and he's going, and then they got the projects in Chicago. They got all kinds of stuff in Chicago. They had all the railroad, all the rail lines come in. That was where they like the Chicago was built because that's where they were bringing in all the beef from the Midwest.

Big J: And then that was the main port. Because the, [00:14:00] those lakes there connect to the ocean eventually, so you would get all your meat there, send it off to New York, and then other places via those lakes, and that's where that town originally came from, is the slaughtering of those, and processing of various other feedings.

Big J: This is what I understand. Good times.

Big J: But anyway, Wizard Detective. 

The Juice: Awesome. Yeah, it does sound pretty spectacular and I'm going to check that out actually. Yeah, I wish 

Big J: it was a show. If it was a show, I would watch that show 

The Juice: because it's pretty amazing. Might be an audio book, man. 

Big J: Oh, I, no doubt it'll be an audio book. It's been out long enough and they've got enough of them that if they didn't put out an audio book, it's irresponsible.

Big J: Maybe

The Juice: that's where we step in. Oh, [00:15:00] put out. Perform the Harry Dresden novel.

The Juice: You got all that knowledge of Chicago. It should be like just naturally for you thinking about it. And once again, I come back to the idea. Are you Harry Tristan? Does it matter? All right. Further, further evidence.

The Juice: Neither here nor there. Yeah. 

Big J: You need wizard detectives in all towns. I feel so. I do. I love that he's in the book. I love that's what he, that's what it says at the end of the last line of the la of the first book was just like the closing line of a private detective. Just, he was just saying, if you're looking for somebody to help you with this or that, Just look me up.

Big J: I'm here in Dresden. I'm in the book. 

The Juice: It's just in the book. 

Big J: He's a wizard [00:16:00] detective. He's in the yellow paint.

The Juice: I've never checked but maybe I need to now. Oh yeah. Wizard 

Big J: detective. They have sightings. 

The Juice: That's true. I don't feel like that's the same. 

Big J: I've never been to a psychic. I cannot say one way or the other Transcribed Oh, you've never been to 

The Juice: one? Have you ever done that? Yeah. You 

Big J: went? I did.

Big J: Tell me everything 

The Juice: immediately about that. Everything immediately about it. Let's see. It was, I went on a date with someone and I was just like, she mentioned sunbelt sidekicks and I was like, let's do it. So we went to do that. Sounds amazing. Everything 

Big J: about this is amazing. 

The Juice: Yeah, it was something, man.

The Juice: It was like you just want to be game for whatever. Alright, I'll check this out. But it's a lot of like really general stuff.

The Juice: Like all of the [00:17:00] readings are usually just it's it's how it's reflected usually in all the media. They ask you like these questions that it's like cold reading. They ask you these general questions and they read off your respective cues. I feel like I'm hearing something from someone that you've lost recently or something like that.

The Juice: And it's like they just like prey on what people would hope to hear from or who long to know about, it's. It's BS, so I'm not really a believer, or maybe I saw a bad psychic, who's to say? 

Big J: You went to one that's not that good, it sounds it sounds like this person...

The Juice: Yeah, that could be it, but my understanding is that's usually how they are. I don't know, I've been watching some YouTube videos of this one. And I was like, okay, he's asking, he's basically just going off what they want to hear because they clearly want to hear something. So you praise on that, you lost [00:18:00] someone important to you, someone special.

The Juice: This person was. Someone you're really connected to in life or something like that, or they want you to know they're proud of you. Okay.

The Juice: Or it's not your fault, because people feel guilt or stuff like that. Okay. 

Big J: So it's it's like the wheel of fortune letters. Of, things that I want to hear. How on do you have to be able to do that effectively though? That seems difficult. 

The Juice: Doesn't it? I think you gotta be super aware of what's going on and you're gonna be super perceptive.

The Juice: So you're reading cues from people a lot and I bet you read facial cues too, a little 

Big J: bit. Don't you think that could be an effective method of therapy because if they're effectively using. If they're very good, they'd just be really good at it, and they'd be reflecting back to you what you're feeling, [00:19:00] right?

Big J: Yes, the packaging is, false, but the, sure, if they're like... If they're feeding you like what you like, if they're able to help you process your emotions because you can't tell what they are, but they can, that's cool. That would be a neat, that's a neat service to be able to provide, 

The Juice: Anyway, if you're going to a psychic, you're open already to receiving the help.

The Juice: It's very open, I believe. So you're willing to disclose more personal information where it's, I think in therapy. People, they want the help at the same time, not always as revealing of what's really going on. Okay. So I feel like it's unpacked over time. Yeah. So yeah, for a sidekick, you're like, oh, I need this.

The Juice: I feel like people are a little more open. 

Big J: I'm super gullible and not that like a... [00:20:00] Should we 

The Juice: go to a sidekick for like the purposes of further content? We should. Yes. I want to go to, I'm down. I'll go to one. Oh, don't mind. 

Big J: Because I'm like, not even suspicious. I'm like so open. I'm so down. Like I, and then do I believe, I don't care.

The Juice: I don't care if I'm, you're an open book for the most part. I'd say so. Yeah. You don't care. It doesn't make any 

Big J: damn difference to me at all. If you're tapping into the supernatural or you just know randomly, it don't make no difference. I just think that's, I think we should 

The Juice: do it, man. I think this is a plan.

Big J: Oh, yeah. Should we should call Dionne Warwick right here on this show. That would be great. Oh, who? The Dionne Warwick. Remember that was like the Psychic Hotline? Oh, shit.

Big J: Hey, yeah. Welcome 

The Juice: to our radio show. 

Big J: Yeah, they probably charging. I don't know. 

The Juice: I don't know if that's still a thing. Is it still a thing? I don't, I don't know. That one is. 

Big J: I don't even know if that lady's alive still. [00:21:00] We could talk to her though. 

The Juice: Maybe that would be the person we want to connect with. 

Big J: I don't actually know who that is, so other than that, I don't know.

Big J: Probably not. Probably not that 

The Juice: particular person. Fine, I guess we could make it more personal. 

Big J: Shoot, I don't even know. I would have no idea who I'd want to connect to anyway. 

The Juice: Sometimes it's not even necessarily about connecting with that. It's more about perceptive of your future. Things that you long for, things like that.

The Juice: A lot of people ask about relationships, love, stuff like that. 

Big J: My friend, he went to a psychic, and I really appreciated the experience he got. I wasn't there, but the thing that was relayed 

The Juice: to me was 

Big J: the person was like, knocked back with shock at how horrible the person was. [00:22:00] In their future.

The Juice: What? That is 

entertaining. 

Big J: Yeah, right? Like, how cool is that to feel like, oh, dang, I got an epic future. That's a service too, right? Isn't that, oh, wow. That's better than escape room. 

The Juice: Love it. They were, you said they were knocked back by how bad of a human they were 

Big J: gonna be. Oh yeah.

Big J: They were, the person was like it was like they were equating equivalent equivocating them with with being this Dictator like, 

The Juice: Like he was like like the Olin or something. Like he was the antitrust, 

Big J: right? Like a real hot, not quite. I don't, I think it was like, 

The Juice: Obviously not that far, but 

Big J: human level.

Big J: But it was just like that their future held all this really horrible stuff and that it was just like horrible to be in their presence. 

The Juice: And that is, wow! How cool is that? That is, was that something that could potentially be accurate about this individual without having to [00:23:00] go into too much detail about 

Big J: them?

Big J: They just died last year, so unless they didn't know about it, then probably not. 

The Juice: Or they died, or I, yeah, I don't, I'm sorry about that, man. 

Big J: It was one of his possible futures. I guess it didn't come to pass. I guess it worked out. 

The Juice: I guess. Maybe someone, I'm going to leave it alone, but yeah, it's well, there's just a whole lot going on with all this information you just gave me a whole lot going on there.

The Juice: All right. Wow. Oh, now I'm worried. I don't know. I've never really looked at it from that way. Not like this one will be bringing destruction upon us. Yeah. I would 

Big J: love that's my favorite idea of wouldn't it be cool? To be able to just create these illusions, like that's the kind of magic I love where it just like actually alters people's [00:24:00] like real sense of reality.

Big J: Do you remember when they came out like randomly they had those monoliths just showing up all over the planet?

Big J: No, 

The Juice: the monoliths were just showing up? 

Big J: During the pandemic. Certain monoliths, they were just giant unexplained giant metal structures that were essentially like the 2001 Odyssey monolith. You remember that? Do you have any frame of reference on any of those? I don't think 

The Juice: I do. 2001 Space Odyssey. I may not have never, I actually may not have ever seen it.

The Juice: I recommend seeing that movie. So I have some homework on me. You've 

Big J: seen, you've probably seen references to it. They it's just there's this monolith and it's on the moon or some other, no, it's on earth. They show, they [00:25:00] foretell that it's like from another planet and all of a sudden it's on earth.

Big J: It's this giant monolith and all the monkeys are going nuts. And then they imply that we actually evolved because of this monolith. Or something like that in this movie, but this monolith the monolith is just like a a rectangular piece of metal maybe an inch in depth. And then, so it's like a rectangle with a little bit of depth.

Big J: You can picture this a little bit it looks like a domino. Yes, I'm 

The Juice: googling 

Big J: as we speak. Okay. So there, yeah, there was this giant stainless steel. I don't know what metal it was, but it looks in the steel, just reflective domino looking thing. And it was in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a national park, 

The Juice: Utah, right?

Big J: Yeah. And Utah with no footprints around it. And no visible welding [00:26:00] or rivets or anything holding it together. And it was just like this thing that was out of nowhere that wasn't there and then was there. You see that? Yeah, that's so weird. It was super weird. I love that kind of stuff. Ultimately...

Big J: It is suspected it was some artist that put it there and then covered everything up around it to make it look like it was 100% just materialized out of nowhere. But essentially it's up there and then after that one was discovered, another one was discovered in Romania, just like on the whole other side of the planet.

Big J: And then after that, another one was discovered in L. A. 

The Juice: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. California, Utah, Romania. 

Big J: And then shortly after that, some hillbillies went and grabbed it and attached it to their truck with a chain and dragged it down the mountain. And then there weren't any more 

The Juice: after that. [00:27:00] Aw.

The Juice: Yeah, the 

Big J: hillbillies always screw it up. It was on the, it was on the the talk shows and stuff, but they were like, of course, if it's some sort of alien, trying to reach out to us, we're going to just go grab it with some asshole is going to grab it with his truck and then just drag it down the mountain.

Big J: Oh, hell.

Big J: Do you see 

The Juice: that too? I don't know if you're looking this all up. I don't know. I'm trying to find information about the hillbilly stolen, 

Big J: but I love that stuff. I love it. When there's just like this. Creation of an unexplained phenomena otherwise, I love it. I don't care if it's a real thing or not.

Big J: I think it's really cool that somebody went and created the, that, that feeling of, Oh, that's so cool. 

The Juice: International art 

Big J: collective. Yeah. I like that. I think that's really neat. That's my favorite kind of [00:28:00] art. I think most artists. I think that's a cool kind of art. Got to action. Versus you've done a picture on a piece of paper, it's very 

The Juice: impactful.

Big J: Yeah, that's cool. That's like a, it's like a multidimensional art as opposed to a lot of art is constructed for sale. There's no sale there. There's no end. There's only the creation of a feeling independent of any value. I love it. Everything about that. It's completely unattributed.

Big J: You don't know, you can't source it. Like it's perfect. 

The Juice: I love it.

The Juice: Yeah, it's true. You don't know the author of it is even, the creator. It's just it. 

Big J: And they could revel in the, what was received. That's magic. That's real magic right there. I think that's amazing.

Big J: It is very cool. Yeah. I would love to create an effect like that. [00:29:00] 

The Juice: Someday. I don't know. Yeah, I know. Someday. Actually, during the pandemic was clearly the best time to do it. Yeah, no one was anywhere. So like you have a lot of opportunity. I 

Big J: mean, how did they get that there? They would have had what drive?

Big J: I don't know if they could even drive a truck there But they would have to cover all their tracks and we look like it came out of nowhere. Okay, how'd you cover? 

The Juice: Every track though. How does that work? 

Big J: You would have had the helicopter it in You would have had, there's different ways.

Big J: It's just it would have been a lot of work and a lot I guess it's when they do the crop circles, like when they did that the first time, that's gets old. 

The Juice: Who is making the crop circles? What was that? I don't know. I guess we don't actually know the whole deal about circles, but for someone to do it themselves, that would take a bit of work too, wouldn't it?

The Juice: I think 

Big J: some farmers could do it themselves. I think, hell, I could be an alien. I don't care either way. [00:30:00] It's great. But I think those are fine. They're just not as impactful. Once a lot of them, once something is if something's been done and then it happens again, nobody cares anymore. So not as 

The Juice: unique, let's do less relevant.

The Juice: I gotcha. 

Big J: But these monoliths, I think that's amazing. Cause that, that, that took quite a bit of effort. 

The Juice: I think. I would say so. To be able to place it without showing any signs of it being placed. Or even just putting it together, really. There's a lot of people that had to be involved in that.

The Juice: I bet. I could, yeah. I couldn't just spend like a few. International Art Collective, changing the world.

The Juice: So psychics. Yes, psychics. 

Big J: We gotta find one? And then we're going to go and get a full.[00:31:00] 

The Juice: I don't think it's going to be hard to find a spike. Do we try to aim for a good one? Do we go straight random with no research? Yeah, these are thoughts we'll think about though. We really obviously don't need this bad right now, but these are things we're going to think about. 

Big J: Yeah, you don't have to rush and do anything.

Big J: Yeah, I that would be, I always thought it would be cool to have just like a random. Yeah. Place that people wander into and then they can get to your sage advice, which could be a psychic or whatever, right? I just feel like the act of trying to market and sell it ends up corrupting it.

Big J: So it Whoever we find is not going to be as cool as somebody we stumble upon. 

The Juice: However that happens. That is true though. I will say that it's actually how I found out about That's how I ended up at it's like we were just driving around And then he randomly had one. Yeah. It was some sort of coastal community or something like that.[00:32:00] 

The Juice: And we just were driving around and then all one or yeah, why not? Yeah, I think that'd be 

Big J: fun. Why not? 

The Juice: Like like smaller, less developed areas. I feel are your best shot of just bumping into a spot with one. I think, I didn't 

Big J: go to the worst neighborhood possible. 

The Juice: I wouldn't go that far.

The Juice: And then 

Big J: go find a neon sign. Look for a place that everybody's scared to go. That's where you go. 

The Juice: Okay. That's a little bit of a powerful. 

Big J: That's going to be the good stuff right there. There should be no birds or anything. It should feel like there's some kind of darkness nearby. That's how you can find out if the power's 

The Juice: nearby.

The Juice: Oh.

Big J: There's no insects. No birds. They all 

The Juice: live. There's no life around the area. Everything's [00:33:00] just a little bit dead. Just around it. And even 

Big J: the gangsters are afraid to go there. Drug dealers, there's no nothing because everybody knows. 

The Juice: Yeah. They're not afraid of anything, but they don't mess with that.

Big J: They don't know why, but they just don't get anywhere near there because they 

The Juice: know that there's nowhere near it. They're like, yeah, we don't go there. 

Big J: I don't want a part of anything. 

The Juice: Something's up about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll look for 

Big J: that. That's what we're looking for. All right. Okay. We'll 

The Juice: look for that.

The Juice: All right. That is on our, that is on our to do list. It might be a 

Big J: used bookstore as well. Sometimes I think. 

The Juice: People may just not be heavy readers in the area, 

Big J: right? It's a used bookstore that has these really weird looking old book, nothing in the window, all boarded up, a little open sign. [00:34:00] But it's in like the worst area possible.

Big J: It seems like the way to find it. Find out how to do that.

Big J: And people who are afraid of nothing are the ones who can go there. Because they already have wizard powers, no doubt. Undoubtedly. 

The Juice: People who may or may not be here at Trespin are ready. Yeah. Exactly. 

Big J: Speaking of which, where does one get such powers? The 

The Juice: origin of wizard powers? Yeah, 

Big J: maybe I could ask the psychic, where does one get such wizard powers?

Big J: Psychic powers. 

The Juice: I'm going to go on a limb and guess they're going to say they're born with it. 

Big J: Oh, come on, can't I read about it 

The Juice: and learn how to get them? You can hone them over time. Yeah. Learning. Alright.[00:35:00] 

The Juice: Yeah. May, maybe they wanna expand the, the industry. Oh 

Big J: yeah. Because it's a competitive guy. 

The Juice: You could do, we gotta grow this psychic network, so to speak. . . 

Big J: Yeah. That's, that was what I was all 

The Juice: exactly. That's , his network of psychics. One might say he just grew it.

Big J: All right. That was interesting. Said a British detective

Big J: lady. I've been watching Vera just now. Have you seen that one? What were you 

The Juice: watching? Vera. Vera. I've never even heard of it. What's that one all about? It's a British 

Big J: detective show where it's this one It's a one old lady. He's [00:36:00] leading a detective squad investigating murders in Northern 

The Juice: England. Is it like wholesome sort of thing?

The Juice: No. Okay, cool. I was like, I don't want a wholesome 

Big J: detective show. No, she's clearly got a past. She's got her own stuff going on. Yeah. But it's it's enjoyable. I'm BritBox anyways. There 

The Juice: it is.

The Juice: Working through it. I know there's so many detective shows. There's no shortage. 

Big J: Yeah, but I mean something about some of them are really lame Agreed like I we were trying to watch

Big J: It was cool

Big J: Bones, it was bone. I didn't like it. I 

The Juice: didn't I just didn't like how Oh the American one 

Big J: Yeah, it's just [00:37:00] not gritty at all, like it was just 

The Juice: like It's more scientific and there's no carryover or like eventually there is but you really gotta stay in there for It 

Big J: was just more about the relationships how I chose like that 

The Juice: Ah 

Big J: what I mean?

Big J: Like capital. I like the shows like the murder. I like the shows where they're working on. And then I want it where all my detectives have a passion of a secret and they're troubled by something that are driven by something. That is good. Yes. Yes. That's where you want to be. You want a lady detective.

Big J: That's obsessed and neglecting your children or old enough. That's where you want to be with your lady or male, but you want your detectives obsessed 

The Juice: and you want to be obsessed and a bad parent. 

Big J: Essentially bad at do it. Like bad at everything except for detective. 

The Juice: Sure, [00:38:00] because it's the only thing they know how to do, man.

The Juice: They're upset. They don't understand this other stuff. Other stuff just happens to them. But being detective is who they are. Yeah, they need 

Big J: to, they need to rid the world of all of this. Put away the bad guys. Yeah, I like that. I also like on Law and Order, how they'll have the detectives that are, they just, I like the the gallows humor.

Big J: Good times.

The Juice: It is part of the fun, yeah. Get a little morbid up in there. Good stuff.

Big J: Go around doing the notification. Yeah, it's good. I like him. 

The Juice: I guess he won't be doing anything tomorrow. Yeah, he's dead. That's dark.[00:39:00] 

The Juice: That obviously was a terrible example. But maybe I need to get back into the British detective game. I haven't watched any of those shows in a very long time. I watched CB Strike, that was like, quite a few months ago. 

Big J: If I could be watching nothing but detective shows, I would be perfectly happy with that. 

The Juice: Oh, I see Vera now. She does look like she has something of a history.

The Juice: Yeah. 

Big J: All right. Hey, I think this can conclude today's episode. All right. All right. Thank you very much for your time here. The juice. This is big signing out. 

The Juice: I love it. Okay. Goodbye.

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